Dirthamen

Keeper of Secrets

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Muses on this blog:
[Dirthamen] [Harellan] [Harellin]

This blog, is also the main blog of the following other active muses:

Mun: Kai-mun
Roleplay-experience: 20+ years
Age: adult

If I followed you, I’m interested in playing with your muse/s with one or more of my muses. Feel free to send me a message if you have questions, or just any meme, if you want to get things rolling right away.

For all my blogs the same [Rules] apply. Please read before interacting.

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ngl I’ve been so stressed these past to weeks, those frogs just made my evening! 🤣

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#;ooc #;mun talks

Where should you be kissed?

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Forehead.

Over-worrying and overthinking everything, your mind is always a whirling storm. No matter how you try, the fears overwhelm all else. You need someone trusted to press a kiss to your forehead, helping to quiet the thoughts that just refuse to settle.

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Cheek.

You are made of light. Your cheeks hurt from grinning, sun-kissed and lifting in a bubbling laugh. You should be kissed there. And often. A reminder that you are a joy to be around, and that your smiling face is a gift.

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Cheek.

You are made of light. Your cheeks hurt from grinning, sun-kissed and lifting in a bubbling laugh. You should be kissed there. And often. A reminder that you are a joy to be around, and that your smiling face is a gift.

Tagged by: @dreadwxlf

Tagging: whoever reads this, brain’s too tired to think of specific people

dirthara-an:

Inquisition banter:

Solas: What are your intentions?
Souveri: A bath would be nice.
Solas: Don’t try to deflect! You know it won’t work on me.
Souveri: No bath? Well… then can I at least have a cup of tea?
Solas: ….
Souveri: …I spent an eternity in contemplation Da'Fen. Do you really want to know what greater Conclusion I have come to? It might shock you.
Solas: Humor me… hahren.
Souveri: Well, the final truth I have eventually come to accept is…
Solas: ….
Souveri: ….that nothing matters as much in the moment, as a hot bath and a nice cup of tea.
Solas: You-!
Souveri: -walks away chuckling-

(via dirthara-an)


Anonymous asked:

pls more funny banter with Dirthamen and Solas

dirthara-an:

lmao what did prompt that, nonny? I haven’t posted any banter in a while on here. But since you asked so nicely… 🤣

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(placed in Dirthamen’s Inquisition-verse, where he takes on the alias “Souveri”)

Souveri: So, you had a nice dream, I heard?
Solas: I don’t know, what you are talking about.
Souveri: Oh, don’t play innocent with me! Whisking her away to a romantic liaison in her dreams… I know how these things go. I’ve been dancing the dance, long before you even figured out how to walk.
Solas: -sighs-
Souveri: Still, you should not forget to properly court her in the waking world as well. No dream can compare to the comforting weight of a warm-
Solas: We are not having this conversation!
Souveri: -clicks his tongue- Tea, Da'Fen. I was suggesting, you invite her to a cup of tea. Whatever were you thinking about?
Solas: -disgusted noise-

dirthara-an:
“One of my patrons over on my patreon, requested some spicy art of my Dirthamen and Falon’Din designs. So, of course, I should at least show off the cropped version here. 83c
Uncropped, but tastefully censored, can be found on my...

dirthara-an:

One of my patrons over on my patreon, requested some spicy art of my Dirthamen and Falon’Din designs. So, of course, I should at least show off the cropped version here. 83c
Uncropped, but tastefully censored, can be found on my twitter. Full uncensored is on patreon.

Don’t like, don’t interact. (°u°)b // Please don’t steal and/or repost.

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dirthara-an:

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“While on an intellectual level I acknowledge, that slipping a highly reactive laxative into this lord’s wine is not appropriate behavior for my current position…. I would also like to point out, that it would still give me a deep sense of petty satisfaction.”

dirthara-an:

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“I wouldn’t eat that, if I was you!… aaaand you swallowed. Well…. good news, it’s not poisonous. bad news…ya better not have a date today, cause ya gonna be fartin’ up a storm.”

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I do like 1 (ONE!!!) thing on one of my roleplay blogs in a long while, and promptly all my blogs get flooded with p*rn bots. It sure is a great way to zap all your creative motivation, if you gotta spend the first ten minutes of your sparse free time with spam-reporting a ton of bots with butts*x gifs on their blog….

simsonico:

ewanmitchellcrumbs:

PSA Regarding Hateful Anons

Tumblr recently made it a requirement for you to be logged in to send asks anonymously. If you receive a hateful ask, don’t publish it - report it to Tumblr. It can be traced back to the user that sent it and with enough reports that person’s account will be suspended.

Share to raise awareness but also to make the clowns who think this behaviour is acceptable think twice before acting brave behind the guise of invisibility.

Useful information for everyone!

(via midsummernightmemes)

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#;ooc #;PSA
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“I wouldn’t eat that, if I was you!… aaaand you swallowed. Well…. good news, it’s not poisonous. bad news…ya better not have a date today, cause ya gonna be fartin’ up a storm.”